girlwithapumpkintattoo

aposse:

If you think common sense is all it takes to navigate oneself in a giant martini glass, let me tell you something: not only does Dita do this in just a g-string and nipple tassels, but does so in a glass filled with slippery, bubbled water and is able to maintain the proper flexing, grip and strength of her muscles to keep herself upright while half drunk.

Half. Drunk.